Happy New Year Bob. I make it 10 members now.
People call me Mr. TOFU. That stands for "too old fat and ugly" plus I can add a B in there somewhere for broke as in broke body and empty billfold.
Also, for an evening out in the big city can buy a few boxes of ammo or maybe even a nice conditioned used handgun. Plus, I love starting the New Year getting up early and feeling good all day.
Your Hoosier friend,
Dale