I am T.O.F.U. Do you know what that means, besides the soybean curd. It mean Too Old Fat & Ugly. That happens when 30 year old women keeps turning you down for a date. Heck, it happens with me with the 50 year olds too. For those of you who are older and wiser than me, does it every get better?
It's advertised that women don't peak sexually until their 80s. No way will ever couple with an 80 year old. Well, let me take that back, maybe, just maybe, when I'm a Hundred and the President sends me a Birth Day Card. But not until then.
My adopted Grandmother lived to 102 and my beard is not totally gray (filthy silver), it does have some reddish brown. It really does.