Here are some I found;
If he were to mail a letter with out postage it would still get there
If you were to see him walking a Chihuahua it would still look masculine
In museums, he is allowed to touch the art
Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut
One should never shake his gifts (just trust me on this one)
Panhandlers give him money
Regardless of temperature you can never see his breath
Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
Several saints share his likeness or vice versa depending on who you ask
Some say he found the fountain of youth but didn’t drink because he wasn’t thirsty
The aztec calendar has his cinco de mayo party chiseled in
The contents of his tacos refuse to fall from their shells
The front of his house looks like it was built by the Mayans because it was