[xsailer]

Twas the Eve of Christmas Eve and all quite within the forum.
This my friends should not be the norm.
For Santa's sleigh will make Johns day
while Ron's 1911 will keep him away
But the saving grace will be MR. Rat
Riding his way to this and that
creating a wide path on a Pony
making his way to the forum to talk with Toney.
For those not mentioned step forth to play
the event is daily and coming your way.
Your name will be remembered
Surely to be used unencumbered.
With your comments coming forth
you and your name, may be, in the next report.

Geeze this is awful but had to say something tonight.

 

[John70]

Jamesons sometimes brings out the hidden poetic attributes in a person!:lolu: Not bad Bob, not bad, for Christmas eve, eve!

 

[Toney]

:highly_amused:

 

[Ratfink]

Thats sounds like 90 proof talking...hew: Merry Christmas Y'all.....:camp:

 

[ron54]

Mr Jameson I presume............

 

[Ratfink]

T'was the night before the eve of Christmas, Bob was greased and lubed,
The forum was quiet most we're watching the tube.:fpc:
All the presents were wrapped and placed beneath the tree, I looked and I searched but there was nothing there for me.:culpability:
I gave up and with exasperation did decree, "alas my good friends at Kahr forum would bring me some glee".:wink:
I ran to the laptop and I hunted and pecked, "there they were, my friends my pals all were on deck":goodjob:
I sighed and delighted when with my eyes I did see, John, Ron & Toney were waiting patiently for me.
I settled down for a long winters rant, to moan and to groan about our governments crap.:growl:
Then out from a corner, there in the faint light, I saw a man named bob who was quiet a sight:drunk:
He laughed and he smiled and stumbled about, pretty soon he fell over, what a drunken lout. :biggrin-new:
" who's there"? I said with great concern, but only a giggle and a quip as he knocked over my fern. :hororr:
He rose from the floor in such a manner, that more items toppled and broke as he could only stammer. :disgust:
" a wonderful night good friend Rat, my pal and brother. A toast to you kind sir, so I'll need another"layful:

 

[xsailer]

AAAAAAhhhhh.somebody is out there listening. If you answered this call you'd answer anything......Hick,,,,,,I'm having another one.

 

[Ratfink]

:711_smiley_shooting had to take a shot at it bob....enjoy.:smile:

 

[xsailer]

VERY good my Rat. I lay stammering ..........alas defeated..........in prose.

 

[Ratfink]

good safe place to be....less distance to the floor.:indecisiveness:

 

[xsailer]

Yes I know, as I just found out before you sent this tidbit of information.

 

[John70]

Wow, I am among greatness!:goodjob: You guys have so much hidden talent! Merry Christmas! Of course all this praise does have an expiration date!:sad:

 

[xsailer]

"Of course all this praise does have an expiration date!"

You giveth and take awayeth in one sentence. That's talent....

 

[Ratfink]

Yea, the pay blows but the hours are good...:lolu:

 

[ron54]

'Twas the night before Christmas and all thru bobs house, not a creature was stirring,,,,,,,,,not even Mr Rat....the mouse......
The fireplace was blazing and bob was just resting in his favorite easy chair......
He had thoughts of the forum dancing in his head.........what of Toney & Ron........would they be in bed........
Then as he took a pause.........yes a Jameson he thought ......would be good for his cause..........
He ate cookies and drank, oh how he drank.........and thought of poor John........in a wicked winters dank.........
As the fire burned low.........bob was moving kind of slow.......and out went the fire.........
The hour was late and time for him to retire........
So with a grunt and a burp................he said...........Merry Christmas To All.........And To All A Good Night........

 

[xsailer]

RON!!!.........Are you,,,,,,,excuse me,,,,,Drinking?? Writing poetry and drinking is not getting you household chores done. The wife will come down on you so HARD your buddy Mr. Rat will never find the wet spot.

Poetry is hard,
isn't it Pard.

 

[ron54]

Yes I am drinking...............and I don't do no stinking chores..........remember the likes of that line.........don't worry.......I'm a chunky old bastard.......there'll be a large wet spot........

 

[Ratfink]

Us Rats always find the wet-spot bob....hew:

 

[lefty60]

Well! I'm not a poet and I know it:lolu:

I do enjoy this forum!

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and God Bless and Keep You all:smile:

 

[xsailer]

Merry Christmas lefty. Nice to hear from you and know you like the forum